Dear Window,

You know seh you is not a good smaddy. Why you eva so dirty so? I mean, you get splash yessideh, yes, but I wipe you off, spray wata pan you, and you still streaky streaky and murky like. I doan get it. You mek it look like mi nayven a try keep you clean. Mi cannot see tru you to how you so dirty.

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Thank God fi di one one scweegy man dem wid dem scweegy and bokkle of wata from God only knows where. See one a come yah now. Is a wonda how him nuh look pon you wid disgrace. And mi wash you last weekend too. Mi nuh see why mi haffi a clean clean you every minute.

Ah, see it deh. Nice and clean, streak-free and clear. I can see straight into next week to how you nice and pretty now. You tink you can keep it up? Just fi a likkle bit?!

Mi know seh a nuh yuh fault still, but you nah help me out needa, even when mi a try help you out. So wah you seh, you can try keep clean for a while? Everyting wudda criss and curry, mi jus a seh.

Rispeck an One love mi dupes,
Di Brownin’

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